In lieu of the recent Voyager related tumbls I thought I’d share this poem with you.
Voyager 1
As the solar system drags behind
as the years are ticking slowly by
one last panorama with my camera’s eye
and I turn to face the slow
unfolding…
I was wondering why they had her mugshot, and according to Wikipedia, she hit a gas meter in ‘98 while drunk driving and told the officer “I’m Alice Walton, bitch!”, for which she paid a three-figure fine, but 9 years earlier she ran someone down (yes, she killed the person), but no charges were filed. And another DUI last year. Ninth richest person in the U.S.
Eat the rich. I mean it—I’m seriously considering cannibalism because I don’t think people that wealthy fear death like they should.
From left: John Cleese, Penn Jillette, Bill Nye, Stephen Hawking, (above) Frederick Nietzsche, (below) George Carlin, Carl Sagan, Christopher Hitchens, Richard Dawkins, Charles Darwin, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Adam Savage, Michio Kaku.
Champions of Reason.
w-wha
DEAR LORD
A stop motion based video about the northern lights. The video is shot in the northern parts of Norway, Finland and Sweden during autumn 2011, winter and spring 2012.
(via astrotastic)
No wonder people worship(ed) this as a God.
I have a new print ‘Pleiades’ available from Knee Deep in Sleep.
Edition of 50 -signed, embossed and supplied with a certificate of authenticity.
Printed on Hahnemühle PhotoRag 310gsm paper. 59 x 42 cm
Please click on the link or the image for further information. http://bit.ly/tLtw0H
Just an incredible image of a school of sting rays
(via geologise)
Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
[thanks, rob!]
| math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie |
| history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs |
| literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple" |
| physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light. |
Early Bird Special: “As a 4th grade teacher in the inner city, I’m used to noise,” says Alex Gamble, who teaches in Kansas City, Kansas. “But today, I heard singing next door and managed to catch an inspiring moment on video” … the 5th graders next door to his classroom were busting out “One Day” by hasidic reggae rapper Matisyahu.
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Wait, I have a puppy. I think I can make this work.
lol this is so ridiculous
ahahahaha wow
I really do want brownies…
(via thepunkmillie)
Thoughtful Rant of the Day: The great libertarian Penn Jillette derides President Obama’s medical marijuana policies, his appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, and his drug use — all without taking a breath.
(Not Safe For Work — explicit raving.)
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